Welcome, y'all! If you're here, I can only assume you are one of my ten friends on facebook, instagram, or twitter, and you're visiting this page because I made you.

If you have stumbled upon me by accident, well, prepare to have your mind blown like the people in those jet.com commercials. 

This website is intended for professional use - hire me to write your copy! If you can't tell by now, I'm hilarious and to the point. Furthermore, I work fast - if you need great content quick - I'm your gal Friday. Or Monday. Or Tuesday. Or...you get the idea.

So take a look around, and if you like what you see, let's chat. You'll be glad you did!